I just received these from an informant, and I decided to risk bodily harm by disseminating them to the public in hopes that men will be brought to liberty through my sacrifice. (Translation: I got this from my pastor, who found it on the internet, and I thought it was funny.)
Women’s Rules for Men
- The female always makes The Rules.
- The Rules are subject to change without prior notification.
- No male can possibly know all The Rules.
- If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
- The female is never wrong.
- If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
- If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
- The female may change her mind at any time.
- The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
- The female has every right to be angry and upset at any time.
- The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
- The male is expected to mind read at all times.
- The male who does not abide by The Rules cannot take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
- Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
- If the female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
- The female is ready when she is ready.
- The male must be ready at all times.
I hope y’all enjoy those…
With joy and peace in Christ,